Revealed: Whales are the cause of CO2 buildup and rising sea levels!

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NIKON D70 - 1/400 sec, f6.3 at 29mm

I've been thinking about CO2 buildup and rising sea levels. Sometimes it (global warming) crosses my mind as I accelerate harder than necessary away from traffic lights with my 3.5l engine howling in a most arousing fashion. Tonight I had an idea.

I think it's whales that's causing global warming, CO2 buildup and rising sea levels.

Blaming Americans and their unbelievably stupid choices when it comes to their hopelessly inefficient pickup trucks and SUVs for causing global warming is perhaps a little too easy. Perhaps the real cause is not as visible to us.

What the hell are all those whales doing out in the ocean? I suspect them, the dodgy buggers. They are all eating shitloads of plankton. Plankton provide us with a good amount of our oxygen, which means they also consume a good amount of our CO2.

If we dragged all the whales out of the ocean, surely the sea level has to drop, without all those fat bastards in there!

The Japanese might really be on to something with all that whale hunting they do?

The Photo

I just found some of the photos I took during my recent 28 hours in Sydney. It's the Opera House.

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Posted: Tuesday, 14 August, 2007 20:01

Captured: 2007:07:05 12:44:43

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  • I sometimes wonder how your brain works. it is very deep at times
    Ma - Tuesday, 14 August, 2007 20:27
  • Or perhaps, it's not so deep ;-)
    Dave - Tuesday, 14 August, 2007 20:29
  • Wow, I guess this is your best enlightenment ever... And 3.5l in a german engine are definitly a very good way to create some CO2. I wouldn't change that..
    Olly - Tuesday, 14 August, 2007 22:47
  • No, I think it's us Americans... we are to blame for everything else, so why not this too... I mean, just because we aren't the Lead Paint Toy capital of the world doesn't mean that we aren't striving to be. Plus, I think that it's the Bottled Water Companies and Energy Providers getting together... if all the water in the world is bottled up, the Earth can't cool and you will need to run the AC more and consume more energy (ignore the technological gadget contribution to energy consumption). God Bless the USA
    Terry (planet3rry) - Wednesday, 15 August, 2007 6:37
  • Dave your thought process is flawless! Really it doesn't matter if the water rises.. Theres a few low lying nations out there that would be better off under the water. Besides, if the oceans do rise, we can all just throw an industrial sized handy towel on it, those puppies carry water like Lindsay Lohan holds a bottle of vodka... just wont let it go...
    Daniel - Wednesday, 15 August, 2007 8:32
  • love the picture, I kind of like whales, the world is messed.
    spark - Wednesday, 15 August, 2007 15:17
  • It was nice to come here from the PP forum and see a homely sight. I live in Sydney ;-) I think it's more likely to be the bacteria... whales are big, but there's something like 10^30 bacteria in the ocean, they're not as noticable, but they metabolise as well.
    kristarella - Wednesday, 15 August, 2007 22:11
  • "just because we aren't the Lead Paint Toy capital of the world doesn't mean that we aren't striving to be" Mattel, Inc. 333 Continental Boulevard El Segundo, California 90245-5012
    Glen - Thursday, 16 August, 2007 12:48
  • One's first step in wisdom is to kuesteon everything - and one's last is to come to terms with everything. G00gle
    Braiden Ferry - Tuesday, 21 August, 2007 3:30

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