Just put in in your mouth instead

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NIKON D70 - 1/3200 sec, f2.8 at 50mm

On Sunday arvo, my mate Brandon and I were traveling back home after a great afternoon's sailing up at Gulf Harbor.

Somehow the conversation got around to talking about the Internet, as it always does with guys.

I was lamenting the fact that we have a major fibre optic backbone connection under the ground not 1 metre away from our letterbox at home. How bloody cool would it be to have a multi giggerbit home Internet connection? It's so close I can almost smell the Internet if I go outside and sniff around the grass just outside our fence line.

Then, I got onto fantasizing about how I could go out there and dig that sucker up and make my own connection. I was imagining what would happen when I cut the cable. In my mind I pictured the bright fibre optic light as the whole Internet fell out the end in a huge gush. I was picturing it as a hose and me playing it over my whole body, showering myself in cool clear Internet loveliness.

I then got a little bit carried away by telling Bardy that I'd probably stick the connection up my arse so that I could be filled up with the Internet. He just looked at me and said, "wouldn't it be easier if you just put in in your mouth rather than up your arse"?

Yeah. It would be! Why didn't I think of that?

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Yep, I'm sick of golf shots too, But John is so good at it. And it's all I have!

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Posted: Tuesday, 15 July, 2008 18:40

Captured: 2007:12:27 14:32:05

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  • Seems that you're arse focused, which is no real suprise to me.
    Olly - Tuesday, 15 July, 2008 18:58
  • Says the German ;-)
    Dave - Tuesday, 15 July, 2008 19:00
  • I think for once Dave you really have said it all. ;-)
    Glen - Thursday, 17 July, 2008 17:11
  • Queue the awkward silence... lets summarize that post with selected keywords from it: mate, sailing, showering, hose, gush, giggerbit, sniff, arse, mouth, put... hahaha so gay
    daniel - Friday, 25 July, 2008 10:37
  • You shoulda been there in the car guys... One of those moments you things about your good mate that you would have preferred not to know, but there's no rewind button on life, and that's it... the image is stuck in your head forever...
    Bardy - Tuesday, 29 July, 2008 15:59
  • R U eggbound?
    Michele - Thursday, 28 August, 2008 17:52
  • Great site, great pictures. I haven't had the time to look at all of them but I was impressed with some. Excellent lighting and a good framing in general. Congratulations! I myself am passionate of photography and I have posted my best pieces on the Internet. Check it out on www.ostrovan.ro and if you are interested in a link exchange, please let me know. Keep up the good work mate :)
    Florin - Monday, 22 September, 2008 10:00
  • update your frickin' blog man!
    mike - Thursday, 25 September, 2008 12:05
  • I still can't believe that YOU, of all people, has caved in, and that YOU have an outdoor gas cooker! When cave men went out and slayed themselves a mastedon, they didn't drag it home and throw it on an outdoor gas cooker! They cooked it over real coals, like real-men!
    Bardy - Tuesday, 30 September, 2008 15:52
  • Is this now a static site?
    rico - Monday, 13 October, 2008 23:41
  • Whats happened to Spudooli? It seems to have gone dead.
    Nova - Monday, 17 November, 2008 22:58

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