This wine, we just fought open, has a cork, like in the olden days, before Jebus invented aluminium, and Archimedes the screw top. Ahhh, the old days when everything was better. Although, now the smallest daughter knows how to use a wine knife.
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Life goals, @idodrent is emailing me on a Saturday night! So how important I am you mofos!
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