Every time I look down at my desk, there seems to be one or 2 hairs that need to be brushed off the desk.

I don't like change. Getting older sucks.

Maybe they are growing back and there is nothing to see here? Denial?

The daughters have moved home and brought with them a huge array of condiments. In fact we now have 52 condiments in the fridge and that includes an amazing 2.8 litres of hot sauce (probably thanks to Coles). I didn't count the condiments in the pantry, but there's barely room for my marmite.

And they also have an astonishing number of devices connected to our wifi. 44 devices connected right now and 2 of them aren't even home yet

I was just teasing our cat for not having thumbs. He could get his own tucker, and drive a car, and so many other things, if only he had thumbs.

But then I tried to think of anything that I actually need a thumb for to drive my car and came up with a big fat nothing.

So on Saturday I'm going to attempt to teach Taika how to drive.