The ear clinic emailed me telling me I should book in for my annual ear checkup and closed the email with "look forward to seeing you soon".

Surely they would look forward to hearing from me soon?

When I was a kid, my parents owned a fish and chip shop, that I worked in, free labour as I recall.

One day an American dude walked in and ordered a lime and chocolate milkshake. Which was confusing as I first thought he wanted one of each. He said no, a squirt of lime and a squirt of choc.

When the store closed I tried the combo and have never had a different flavoured milkshake since. With my adult money I make them at home whenever I want. Fcuking love being an adult!

Just informed @gabba she's sleeping tonight with someone that just went viral on Mastodon.nz.

My last post? 7 likes and 1 boost.

THAT'S VIRAL BABY!