It has just occurred to me that because I'm not allowed to touch any of the staff, I don't actually know what they feel like.

For all I know, our senior creative developer sitting right here behind me could either feel soft and smushy like jelly or he could feel like a cow, slightly leathery and a little hairy feeling.

Can't stop thinking about that now

Swarm App (or Foursquare as it was more famously called) has revoked my API access so I can't access my own checkin data any more.

All that leaves me now is to stop checking in on their app, giving them access to my data and code my own checkin app.

I was happy to give them my data so long as I also could access it too. But nope, they got greedy and now they have lost me.

One more thing comes in-house, under my control with no enshittification possible