In the latest instalment of the "woman that walks down our driveway in the middle of the night" saga. She just walked down the drive at 3:43am but only got half way before leaving. Probably because the monitors in my man cave haven't gone to sleep so looks like someone is up.

Probably should figure out why Ubuntu doesn't turn off those monitors sometimes I guess so as not to disturb the weird lady that comes down our drive to look through the fence at our neighbours

My new favourite thing every morning is checking the stock price of Trump Media & Technology Group Corp. Down another 9% this morning.

There must be a German word for that feeling of joy watching that orange bag of mayonaise go down in flames. Again. Still