I have found someone new to be at the top of my shitlist. The people that design flat pack furniture and include the cheapest possible allen key wrench and then put the screws in a place that you can turn the screw about 1/25th of a turn at a time. And can't get a drill in to drive them with a bit too.

You, my friend, will come to a very gruesome end, just as soon as my resources allow.

My late father's partner turned up at our house this morning after not hearing from her for 18 months asking me to assemble a bed and a dining table and chairs. I guess it's good she has somewhere to live now. But that bloody bed took almost 2 hours to assemble.