We have both our daughters home for a week. Tonight over dinner I told them I love having them around and that they could move back home if they wanted. Not that that will happen, but still...

The eldest daughter told us there is no way we she could move home now, because we are weird now.

The 2 main reasons we are weird?

There is no conditioner in the upstairs bathroom. The bathroom they both lived in for 10+ years. It is weird not to have conditioner in a bathroom barely used now. Noted.

And the other reason we are weird? We have too many types of cheese in the fridge.