I bought a new Keychron K5 keyboard to replace the Keychron K5 keyboard I bought 4 years ago when I treated myself to a new server/PC at home. The old one will go to work with me tomorrow to replace the cheapest HP keyboard money can buy that I've worn out there.

I've always spurned the keyboard cognoscenti, but let me tell you, this keyboard is buttery smooth. So slick. So lovely. Typing on it feels like touching @gabba's loveliest skin bits (I could not think of the right words there as I am not Percy Bysshe Shelley, but I'm sure he'd have used "skin bits" in this context).

I yearn for the typos because I get to type more letters. I am a keyboard snob from now on.