Why does ear wax smell so bad?

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NIKON D70 - 1/25 sec, f4.5 at 18mm

Bloody hell the human body is a disgusting thing. Everything oozes or smells. It's amazing we can live with ourselves let alone anyone else.

Every time I lust after Veronica Mars (she shoots Nikon did you know?) I have to remind myself her ear wax probably smells really bad.

And I bet Rachael McKenna gets eye boogers just the same as the rest of us.

On the other hand, they are both so freakin hot that I could look past those little drawbacks just in the hope I could have a 3some with them one day.

"Oh my God, Veronica, that feels so good, but could you please point your ear the other way?"
"Oh yeah Rachael, roll them around, roll them around, but you've got a little something just there in the corner of your eye."

Of course that humor will be a little funnier if you've heard duckjob.wav before now. If you haven't heard it, it's worth a listen. WARNING: NSFW

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OK, so after my rant yesterday about trying to get some comment loving, I found that my comment system was borked. If you tried to add a comment with a line feed in it, you were branded a spammer and your comment was trashed. It's good now. To all the people that tried to comment and couldn't. I'm sorry.

The Photo
The photo is my sunset/landscape shot of the week. I spend huge hours at this desk under the incandescent glow of the Phillips RO80 bulb dimmed to 50%, in front of the warm radiant hum of the monitors.

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I have to credit Rik with an assist for tonights post.

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Posted: Friday, 9 December, 2005 21:10

Captured: 2005:12:09 19:53:03

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  • you can't have much to do if all you worry about is smelling earwax. what about the bigger things in life like the theory of evolution or what are you going to have for dinner?
    ma - Saturday, 10 December, 2005 11:51
  • Naturally I thought NSFW was 'not suitable for women' but in this emancipated age of 'what's good for the goose....etc. I had a peek once I got home.....that was after the power came back on! What's with all the TDTM lately?
    Michele - Monday, 12 December, 2005 16:53
  • I had to look up what the hell TDTM meant. I don't know whats up with all the TDTM. I'm a guy and it plays on my mind sometimes and so it's fertile (so to speak) ground of ideas to write about. I promise the next 4 posts will not have any TDTM
    Dave - Monday, 12 December, 2005 17:00

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