How to deliver a fart 15 metres away

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NIKON D70 - 1/3200 sec, f1.8 at 50mm

I was given an Airzooka for Christmas. I tormented the family with it and then took it to the office to annoy the hell out of the workmates.

Today while playing with it we were marveling at how far it could shoot across the office, it occurred to me that it would be the ultimate fart delivery mechanism. Imagine being able to fart and then send it (the smell) to someone that was way over 10 metres away. That distant person wouldn't have been able to enjoy the sound, but now they can enjoy the aroma. As Barney the Purple Dinosaur says, if we all share then everyone has some fun.

Unfortunately I couldn't conjure up a fart just at that moment to test the theory. Dammit.

As for my other project, it's one step forward and 2 steps back. I was feeling pretty bloody pleased with myself last night at the progress I was making. I had got the GPS stable, the Wifi was running perfectly and everything was looking peachy. Unfortunately this morning the PC/104 module refuses to boot with Debian Etch. It runs fine on Sarge (stable). Which means I'm back to square one. Right now I'm downloading Ubuntu and going to give that a whirl.

Tonight's photo is another from the "locked out of the house by my wife" series.

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Posted: Wednesday, 18 January, 2006 18:26

Captured: 2006:01:16 17:06:55

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  • You were not "locked out of the house by your wife", you were locked out of the house by yourself, you were the one who didn't take the key.
    Gabba - Wednesday, 18 January, 2006 20:55
  • I would have taken my key if my wife hadn't removed it from my car.
    Spudooli - Wednesday, 18 January, 2006 20:56
  • Now, now kids! Enough bickering . . . hehe Dave, it constantly amazes me the thoughts running through your mind. There are plenty of fart test subjects (not me) in my home . . . bring the Airzooka over and we'll test your theory!
    Jody - Thursday, 19 January, 2006 3:13
  • now that we know what you're up to with that damned airzooka you can bet we're going to be ready with a counterattack
    Karen - Thursday, 19 January, 2006 8:02
  • mythbusters did one on farts to see if they would catch fire
    ma - Thursday, 19 January, 2006 18:17

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