How hairy is your schmekel?

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NIKON D70 - 1/1250 sec, f4.5 at 18mm

OK, so a month off from publishing a photo to the interwebs is enough. And besides, we need to get Franny Panny and Nova off on another subject as people are asking me questions now about who the hell both of them are. And I have no idea.

Tonight there was a rather fractious night out. It started and ended ok (I think), just the middle bit was tough. But that sometimes happens between mates. And hey, if we agreed on everything all the time, it'd be well fucken boring, let me tell you. And another thing, my opinion is the only right opinion. Besides which, nothing beats make up sex, so to speak.

Something unrelated, Sometimes some things have to be written down though so that we can remember them in 10 years time. This is one of those times.

Sarah, when you turn 21, you have to ask Daniel how hairy his schmekel is. Ask whether he remembers the huge schmekel display on the couch tonight.

Daniel, if you are reading this in 10 years time, you are under no circumstances allowed to bring this up yourself. You are not allowed to discuss your schmekel with my daughter. Either of them, so help me Jebus.

And even if no one remembers the couch, at least we all have a new word in our lexicon - Schmekel.

Perhaps we haven't actually given Franny Panny and Nova something new to talk about.

The Photo

We've just got back from a few days away up north. On the way, up the car busted a fan belt in the middle of really no where. That's him on the back of a truck, heading off for a $56 repair at Warkworth. It was a stressful time for all of us. I was scared shitless it was gonna fall off the back of the truck. We're all ok now, thanks for asking

Map of the photo location
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Posted: Sunday, 27 January, 2008 22:24

Captured: 2008:01:23 09:58:10

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  • Aren't boats, cars etc all supposed to be "she"?
    Rog - Sunday, 27 January, 2008 23:27
  • Google has enlightened me to what a schmekel is, apparently Ron Jeremy has one and it is very impressive. Most likely Franny Panny doesn't have one.
    Ken - Monday, 28 January, 2008 0:36
  • Well,I'm glad you got back save. Wasn't Schmekel the name of a German boxer? If not it all sounds pretty sinister to me
    Nova - Monday, 28 January, 2008 2:44
  • Googling schmekel now returns Spudooli as 2nd ranked site!! (off to write post on own site about little used sexual terminology) ;->
    Paul Green - Wednesday, 30 January, 2008 11:38
  • Paul, I'm vaguely disappointed that I'm still only in second place.
    Dave - Wednesday, 30 January, 2008 14:29
  • stop playing with yourshmekele my mum use to tell me,if she told me it now i would feel a right shmock.
    phil plonkerton - Tuesday, 11 March, 2008 5:59

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