David Beckham needs a new speech writer

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It's obvious shit loads of cash doesn't make you smart. Nor, I guess, being good on the football pitch makes you any more eloquent than the average man. I just saw Beckham and his scrubber of a wife on TV telling us why he thought London should get the next Olympic games.

"We are backing the bid because we believe in it, obviously" said Beckham. Brilliant stuff right there.

"It's going to inspire children, young children, give them the chance to see an Olympics in their own country". There ya go. Becks wants the Games in London for the children. He couldn't come up with a more honest or believable reason to want the games. Besides the fact he got paid a buttload of cash for a holiday in Singapore, surely someone could have written a better answer for him to recite to the horde of media.

And what did the slapper think? She said simply she was "very excited" at the prospect of London winning.

Hi Paul! I see you found us! Make contact, send us an email. I'd love to catch up and have a beer with you!

And finally, tonight I'm well thrilled. The digital picture frame is all installed and beaming good photo's into the living room. We'll get a wooden picture frame made for it on the weekend by the little man down in Browns Bay and all will be finished. Start uploading photo's!

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Posted: Tuesday, 5 July, 2005 19:09

Captured: 2005:07:02 14:33:15

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  • I actually discussed this with Kim when I saw it on "Breakfast" Tuesday morn and we said exactly the same thing. Stick to Football you moron!
    RikiJ - Wednesday, 6 July, 2005 10:20
  • I fink e maid awl the diffrinse now thayve got the lympics
    Posh Spice - Thursday, 7 July, 2005 9:28
  • PLS GIVE ME A SPEECH ON BECKHAM
    RENTIE - Sunday, 15 April, 2007 0:04

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