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The Book of Dave

I've said a bunch of dumb things and sometimes said some things that will be remembered across the ages, to the end of time and will be compiled into a book and used as a guide to life for millennia. This is them, graze upon them.
This is The (newer) Book Of Dave

Everything I know about marmite

29 May 2008 8:08
someone send @tim_ a red cross food package that includes marmite

@spudooli
19 August 2009 19:42
What have I become when I actually enjoy starting a new jar of Marmite?

@spudooli
29 September 2009 17:59
you can keep your iSnack 2.0, the only yeast extract spread for me is the conventionally named Marmite

@spudooli
28 December 2009 17:37
just found out our house guests eat Vegemite and not Marmite, currently moving their belongings onto the front lawn

@spudooli
20 May 2010 19:46
Marmite is the best yeasty spread in the universe, perfect on really fresh crusty bread, just as good on hot and cold toast, marmite

@spudooli
06 January 2011 8:46
Switching from marmite to vegemite is surely akin to switching from chicks to guys?

@spudooli
08 October 2011 20:29
I just figured out what the fuck is wrong with America. They don't eat Marmite! Lack of Marmite will definitely bugger you up

@spudooli
19 March 2012 10:12
A marmite shortage is upon us, @gabbacooper, time to stockpile the marmite, stat

@spudooli
19 March 2012 10:32
Going to list our half empty jar of marmite on Trade Me this arvo, should make good money #marmiteapocalypse

@spudooli
19 March 2012 10:54
@thealphageek it does not exist. There is only 1 Marmite

@spudooli
19 March 2012 13:27
You little bewdy. @gabbacooper has secured 2 small jars of Marmite for us. That was close.

@spudooli
21 March 2012 17:36
There was a sighting of Marmite today, it's still available in New World Browns Bay.

@spudooli
19 June 2012 12:36
No Marmite production for another 3 months, Bloody hell, we are down to only 1 and a half jars left

@spudooli
06 October 2012 19:59
Can now see the bottom of our last jar of Marmite. Shit just got real.

@spudooli
09 October 2012 15:34
@Recons_Rogue But the Marmite factory stopped producing the stuff back in February after our huge earthquake so now it cannot be bought.

@spudooli
06 March 2013 18:30
First F1 race of the season, Marmite goes on sale and 4 months of work goes live within 4 days of each other. Huge month.

@spudooli
06 March 2013 19:27
Watching a story on TV about the making of Marmite is a little like watching porn on TV. Not actually the same as eating Marmite

@spudooli
20 March 2013 6:52
Marmite day today. Very unhappy that @gabbacooper isn't already down queuing at the supermarket

@spudooli
20 March 2013 8:58
Wahoo, @gabbacooper reports the Marmite tastes just the same

@spudooli
20 March 2013 9:42
We're having Marmite on toast for dinner

@spudooli
20 March 2013 14:47
Had marmite sammidges for lunch, life is much better with marmite in it.

@spudooli
13 March 2015 7:51
Big storm coming, @gabbacooper, make sure we have marmite in the zombie supply cupboard

@spudooli
17 September 2015 12:17
Tsunami threat for the middle of the night. @gabbacooper this is why we should always have another jar of marmite in the cupboard

@spudooli
12 April 2017 19:58
And we have 500g of Marmite in the house, so we're prepared, we'll get thru

@spudooli
17 November 2017 20:55
Bring the Zombie Apocalypse. Bring it. We have 1.7kg of Marmite in the house so we are good to go.

@spudooli
11 October 2019 19:43
Marmite

@spudooli
11 January 2023 10:58

Gosh I love roti. I think if I was to find myself single it'd be roti every meal. I wonder what roti and marmite is like. I bet they are best friends.



@spudooli@mastodon.nz
18 August 2023 19:32

MARMITE IS BETTER THAN VEGEMITE



@spudooli@mastodon.nz
13 September 2023 12:00

Starlink is down worldwide right now. Maybe this is the end.

I'm about to call Gabba to get her to go to the supermarket to buy another jar of marmite, just in case.



@spudooli@mastodon.nz
13 September 2023 18:40

I think my favourite thing, of course after orange choc chip ice cream, BMW, cab merlot franc malbec, Icebreaker and Marmite has to be confirmation bias.

I LOVE reading a blog post that agrees with me that microservices are bullshit in every possible conceivable way, Family Guy is over rated and containerisation is bad. Suck it Docker.



@spudooli@mastodon.nz
23 November 2023 17:16

The daughters have moved home and brought with them a huge array of condiments. In fact we now have 52 condiments in the fridge and that includes an amazing 2.8 litres of hot sauce (probably thanks to Coles). I didn't count the condiments in the pantry, but there's barely room for my marmite.

And they also have an astonishing number of devices connected to our wifi. 44 devices connected right now and 2 of them aren't even home yet



@spudooli@mastodon.nz
20 December 2024 21:13

Youngest daughter immediately reminds me I didn't include my favourite yeast extract.

Marmite.

It's marmite. There is none other worth considering.



@spudooli@mastodon.nz
20 December 2024 21:54

Speaking of marmite. Here is everything I have ever entered into the public discourse about marmite.

The Book of Dave - Marmite

It will be read into the future and considered by academics and others. thank you Sanitarium (whispers, you are a bit player and you really should pay some tax)

spudooli.com/projects/the-book



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