The part of me that was fascinated to watch that orange bag of mayonnaise burn America's reputation to the ground is also enjoying watching Musk burn Twitter to the ground. And this despite Twitter being quite important to me over such a long period of time.

Saddened to wake up this morning and find that that orange bag of mayonnaise that ruined the bloody planet is still not yet in prison today.

I really truly thought that orange bag of mayonnaise, Trump, was the dumbest man alive today. But I may be coming to the conclusion Mush has him beat.

I'm looking like an investment genius right now, I think.

About 3 weeks ago I sold some shares to move the money onto our home loan when it was time to refix.

Part of me thinks today I should be taking some money off the home loan to buy back into the share market to take advantage of the orange bag of mayonnaise's utter madness.

Must not try to time the market. Must not try to time the market.

Please let that large orange sack of mayonnaise be dead. And if not dead preferably suffering somehow. Lingering. Pleeeeaaasse

I have just reviewed the last 5 years of my social media posts only to find there is not a shit show in hell of me being allowed to travel to the USA.

I shall continue to post disparaging comments about that place and the people that lead it in the hope that I can extend that travel ban for as long as possible.

As proof, here is all the times I have posted about mayonnaise - https://www.spudooli.com/projects/the-book-of-dave/search?query=mayonnaise