Back when Gabba was pregnant with our second kid, we found out we needed a specialist for the birth, for reasons.

I called Southern Cross to see if they would cover that cost. The person at the call centre did some clicking on a keyboard and then told me no, they would not cover that. But after a small pause added, "We will pay for a vasectomy for you though".

To which we both laughed when I told her it's a bit late for that now.

Current status. Womdering if a 3rd margarita is a good idea or a great idea