I didn't realise you could just write any old crap down that changes things without any proper oversight (or adults in the room) and call it an Executive Order.

I think I might decree some EOs at home.

First one will be there will always be Lewis Road Creamery Chocolate Milk in the fridge at all times.

#ExecutiveOrder

You would have a very hard time convincing me that the people that write ads for supermarkets and petrol stations (and banks come to think of it, maybe) have ever stepped foot inside one of those places.

What I see in the ad and in real life are not even remotely similar, even when squinting quite hard.