Let me tell you about my 1 star walk to the Dark Horse last night

100 metres from home I twisted my ankle and went down like a sack of spuds. Lay on the foot path for about 5 minutes in quite some pain.

Got up to continue my journey. After about 50 more metres felt like I was going to pass out. Which I did.

Woke up to someone trying to back over my leg with their car. Man what a fuss there was then.

People standing around, a doctor driving by stopped to assist. Cops. Ambulance.

So now I'm in North Shore Hospital after x-rays and CT scan of head and leg.

Will be fine I think.

Should have taken the Uber