I have just reviewed the last 5 years of my social media posts only to find there is not a shit show in hell of me being allowed to travel to the USA.

I shall continue to post disparaging comments about that place and the people that lead it in the hope that I can extend that travel ban for as long as possible.

As proof, here is all the times I have posted about mayonnaise - https://www.spudooli.com/projects/the-book-of-dave/search?query=mayonnaise